I Want To Sleep Like My Cat
To be this rested.
The Scream: White Men Gone Wild
“A male vertebrate is not in charge,” claims Paul Hawken. Is this why I hear the scream of white men gone wild?
Adam Lambert: The Geezers’ Fave
It was a geezer fest at casa Coimbra over Memorial Day Weekend. While I’m wont to reveal spouse’s and my closet secret–emotional American Idol fans–after some excellent Central Coast zins and syrahs, the secret slipped out. While railing against the political machine, our guests, whose nomdeplume shall be Melvin Fox and Patty Cake, opened the door with, “Our political system is as screwed up as American Idol. Lambert should have won.” “You guys watch American Idol?” I gingerly solicited, thinking that people like Fox and […]
Pelosi: From the Eye of Newt
Mix up some zest of Pelosi with eye of Newt and you are on your way to a nasty political brew.
Questions & Lessons From Fawcett Documentary
Hopefully Farrah Fawcett made a career fortune so that she can survive the cost of cancer treatment.
Do I Watch the Farrah Fawcett Documentary?
June 25, 2009 update: Editor’s Note: We are sorry to hear of Farrah Fawcett’s passing. We pray that she rests in comfort now, and we wish her family and friends peace in her passing. To watch or not to watch, that is the question. Do I allow myself to wallow down the depths of celebrity culture? Do I watch my usual TCM classic movie instead? Do I continue plowing through a very boring classic novel? I’m wondering about tonight’s Farrah Fawcett documentary. Other […]
Elizabeth Edwards, Can I Get You A Cat O’ Nine-Tales?
I say, Elizabeth, you go girl, flog that sucker.
A Cemetery Hunt Brings Me To The Table
“It would be a good idea to find your mother’s grave,” spouse gently suggested. “Sure, someday we’ll do that,” was my oft-repeated and irritated response. The inevitable visit took place on Sunday. All I knew was that Jean Haley, my mother, was in section H of Los Angeles’s historical Angelus-Rosedale Cemetery. Also in this cemetery are my matrilineal great-grandparents, grandparents, and an aunt and uncle. All people I barely knew in life. We never sat around a dinner table together. Section H […]
Lt. Choi, Call Ted Haggard
U.S. Army Lt. Dan Choi, a West Point grad and Iraq linguist, told, and then received a letter from the Army: You’re fired, gay guy! So, Lt. Choi serves his country fighting for alleged democracy in Iraq, comes home to America, breaks the law by telling, and gets fired. Maybe it was discrimination???????? May I suggest that Lt. Choi call formerly gay preacher Ted Haggard and see if he can get into that intensive counseling that undoes the gay. I did the […]
To Dick Cheney From Jane the Little Guy
Dick Cheney recently told the media that his post-vice presidential vociferousness is because he is committed to helping the little guy. Dude, where have you been for the last eight years—or longer for that matter? I am the little guy. (Okay, I could stand to drop some pounds, but so can Dick.) Nonetheless, I am Jane the little guy. I’m Jane the little guy who was declined medical coverage because of a pre-existing condition that I never asked to bear. I am […]
