Out on the Piedras Blancas bluffs near San Simeon, CA, real soon, there will be a whole lot of luvin’ going on. Mature male elephant seals swim 2500 miles south (from Aleutian Islands) just to get their freak on with the lady elephant seals (pregnant and swimming in from open sea) on the beach. After the ladies give birth and wean their pups, they are ready for the breeding. And, believe me, these 2-ton boys are on it.
While “gifted” and without love discretion, I can’t recommend any of the horny elephant seals into The Cockamamie Club. I have, however, by this post, welcomed Tiger Woods to have drinks with his fellow Cockamamie Club members, like Governor Sanford, see https://charmainesmusepallet.wordpress.com/2009/06/25/welcome-gov-sanford-to-the-cockamamie-club/.
Let’s see, $55-million to his wife, and his lovely face whacked with a golf club? Zowie. Was the extra whoopee worth it, Tiger?